OAKY.

hiddles-batched:

2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

no; satan

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thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

yeah cause they are

oh cry me a river

if i did you’d pollute it

YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED

so wonderful

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thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

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retardationmotivation:

pcaradactyl:

raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is

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fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

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momunofu:

kids these days know what records are

we know what floppy disks are

we know what VHSs are

why would the population just collectively forget an important piece of technology just because no one uses them anymore

people nowadays still know what a telegraph is and those haven’t been in popular use since the 19th century

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beautyofannihilation-:

STOP

Imagine your OTP grinding against each other.

You may continue.

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luluboolovesyou:

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

Guess its a good thing I have

AN IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER!!!

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notoffended:

davidstrider:

davidstrider:

which american president was least guilty

lincoln

he was in a cent

I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me

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dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

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comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

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